I'm just a dork.

Hello! How ya doing? That's like Joey's favourite line from Friends. WTF! Anyway, I am beginning to worry about muh future. Nope, not about studies, not about my ambition to become a lawyer/physchologist, not about breaking up with Megan Fox (don't tell people aite) BUT the way I'm speaking lately. I will explain more about it later, hee. :)

Have been skipping tuition A LOT lately. I am feeling bad but what the hell, it was worth it, I guess? Even if IU day was a failure, I wouldn't call it a failure cos' after all, we rocked just that the venue sucked, so it isn't entirely our fault. OMG, finding excuses, hobby aku weyh! :) But uhm, our dance was okay so I don't wanna say much but I just hope next year's IU will be so much better, Insya-Allah. :)

Next, the 29th Annual Campfire of ESG!? I hope I got it right. :) I had fun.. I liked the Rescue Act most, nothing beats a bear running towards the enemy and took him down with just a single hump!? LOL! Also, not forgetting Edward's Errgghh sound effect, pretty cool wasn't it? The atmosphere was good but something BAD happened to me and I seriously HATE the incident. :(

I'll keep the incident for last aites, cos' it's something pretty saddening (related to my title) & I don't wanna spoil the blogging mood (eh eleh, banyak cockstories!). :D Ya, I have something to say. Almost forgotten about it. Sorry to Pikki&Yvonne for not reading the weather forecast on the 18th of July. Didn't know it would be that hot but it was cloudy at first.. I actually sang some songs, that's why the weather changed from cloudy to sunny. My bad, I thought my voice was just average but whatthehell, too nice until Sun also damn high d. ==

Fyi, we WILL organise a prefect gathering for this year 2009. It'll be slightly different from the past years. It'll be a competition for prefects who participate and prizes will be awarded. First prize - rm80, second prize - rm40 & consolation - rm20. Prefects from schools in the KL district will be separated into 7-8 teams (depending on the number of participants) to play 7 different games. These games involve team work, leadership, dicipline & much more. For those of you who are interested, please let me know by dropping me a msg @ the cbox. Thanks. Further details? :) There you go..

Venue - St John's Institution.

Date - 8th of August 2009.

Time - 8.00am - 1.30pm.

Fees of participation per contestant - rm8.

Theme - Unleashing your potential.

The fished up incident - Just when it was time for the scouters & non-scouters to interact with one another, I was really shy at first. I was just sitting right next to Michelle, listening to her convo and what's the weird thing? It's in Mandarin. == As David approached, he actually pulled me out to seek for girls' numbers. It's not like he wanted me to help him, it's more of like, he wanted to help me instead. He knows alot about me, lol. I was pretty reluctant at first but after being motivated JUST A LITTLE by Michelle & Ashley, I gathered my two balls and started walking around.. and soon, I got to this corner where this beautiful Assunta guide was being surrounded by Johannians. Well, being the very smart me, I decided NOT to ask for her NUMBER cos' it'll be darn weird to ask for her number with lots of your friends standing there right? So I walked right up to this Cochrane guide.. she looked OKAY from the back but front view FAIL LA HOR, so I thought of socialising and getting her contacts. I sat right next to her & started talking.. AND BLARDY HELL, I talked for 10 seconds and she STILL couldn't interpret what I was saying and questioned, INTRO PLEASE? I went like, owh biatch, haven't you been listening? Or you want me to speak chinese? LOL! I answered, JiaWing. And then she crapped out her chinese name and I was like, do you use Facebook? She went like, owh, facebook ah!? No la.. WTFFFFFFFFFFFF! I quickly said thank you and moved right back to my seat! Serious shit, I don't know if it's my problem for being too complicated or what.. Henry actually got a few contacts by just saying.. hey, I'm Henry, I'm from St John's, can I have your number? WTFFFFFFFFF! Is he like too handsome or what? Can you actually compare Raymond Lam to let say, 50 cent? WTFFFFFFFF! I just wanna kill myself, SOMETIMES. the end.

My dinner for tonight. WTF! Damn 9 alot, I'm going to be Brandon man! I'm gonna move my chest someday!! :)

Ah, she's just so beautiful. :) I get to touch her, feel her, lean on her & much more with HER. St John's Institution, I love you! :D

After IU.. was changing. Anyway, ignore the armpit k! :) I don't shave, daddy disapproves! :( ROFL.


JWIng.

I hate July.

I really wanna be in Hezron's class, right now. 4H, I just wanna go there, immediately. It's not like I'm really unhappy with my current classmates, it's just that.. we aren't TOGETHER in whatever we do and fights occured so frequent between Henry & the Indons (Muiz & Foo). I just want this to endddd and I feel so welcomed by the 4H people whenever I go there. Julian would just ask me to sit next to him.. (I am NOT going to promote you this time, hoho!), Cheng Lim will do his cute face so that you'll stay & Braxton, with his ever welcoming smile&greetings. :)

There are so many things going on this month. First, our IU day which is this upcoming Saturday.. I'm in the dancing team but we don't have a full choreography for our dance yet and we're just three days away (great!), acted as a ke le fe in the movie thing. 5-10 seconds of JiaWing isn't enough for the peepz going there man! LOL! Besides IU day, we'll be organising our prefect gathering on the 8th of August. And before that, there'll be a monthly test. WTF! I have a schedule busier than Raymond Lam man, beat it! :)

Orientation has already started for the new batch of prefects. I don't know whatta say, they're a lil' bit pussier than us. They didn't even have to go to uhm, somewhere near CBN and shake some butt dancing to Chicken Dance. Life's unfair and also, I advise em' not to be so spirited to get all of the signatures cos' after all, you receive nothing and wouldn't be rewarded, the best thing is to ignore the orientation and you'll get into whichever board you wanna join, SERIOUS. :)

Prefects' Stuff - People, we'll be sending out invitations to come for our gathering pretty soon. So any information that you wanna know, you can always ask the macho Darren. Btw, something really bad happened in the canteen today. Janjean tried to implement a new rule, taking down names of those who came out late from the canteen. And blardy hell, the new bunch of probys actually opened the gate of the canteen and allowed these latecomers to come out from the canteen without having their names taken down. And that upsetted Janjean, he quickly walked up to em' and stopped em' immediately.. asked them to return to the canteen and believe it or not, nobody helped him to stop em', all of the probys were watching and I had to injure myself (chewahhh..) to get out the gate and stand right next to Janjean to help him out.. Janjean was being outspoken by this form3 guy actually, he threw lots of foul languages and I had to go up to him.. in the end, I was being outspoken too. HAHA! No la, it's just that.. Janjean actually thought he was late but he was just standing outside of the canteen, waiting for friends. I have nothing against that but I promise myself to be a stricter prefect so that everyone will be afraid to go against me and that is something pretty difficult but trust me people, nothing is impossible. the end. WTFF nehs. :)

I am lazy to put any pictures up, so have fun reading if you are still here with me. Hoho! Have fun, boys n' girls, girls n' boys & gay boys. :)


WingwingNehs.

I hate to lose..

I have been a very bad loser I must say. I do not possess much sportsmenship.. this is because I really hate to lose.. I know it might sound stupid.. but this is like the smartest excuse that I can ever think of. P/S: I NOT STUPID. :) I hope I've changed due to uhm, you know what happened readers. Heeee! xD

Moving on.. to the game I love most, basketball. I must confess that I am not the best player in the team.. fyi, captains are usually the second best cos' they ain't no multitaskers.. they can't play and lead well at the same time. :) I was really envious when Julian was selected to play for KL & the PBA team. I have to earn or to fight for whatever I want. Life's so unfair, what makes things worse is that he's actually pretty handsome. WTF, gay blog is revived? We'll see, o.O

The saddest thing that could happen to me is that I am actually not growing any taller. Yes, I feel SHORT these days. Even if I tiptoe, I still look short in the mirror. Damn! And Kelvin actually said to me that Julian and him planned to use this form6 player to replace me next year. I was pretty darn sad but I promise myself to not let that happen cos' I will do whatever it takes to earn my spot, mark my words. Deng, I sound so yeng.. don't fall for me yeah cos' I am in love with the one n' only, MeganFoxDahlingggg. :)

With muh new shoes, I believe that I'll be able to touch my school's rim.. with the help of a table of course, shh. I don't wanna talk much about it & I'll start posting up really gay photos of myself. It was actually requested by this friend of mine okay? She said I write too long.. I know it too, so let this be a picture post instead.. have fun and please ladies and gentlemen, avoid staring at the picchas for too long cos' I don't wanna any complaints about having a bleeding nose. Thanks. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! :D

I was pretty bored that time & tried to look cool.. I know I failed but hey, cute kan? xD

P/S: I do have a pair of beautiful eyes but NOT in this picture DIU to..

I was thinking about you.. I really miss you. I wanna.. have.. you know it.. ahhhhhhhhh! :)

Was just impersonating some gayass Schanny's pose. :)

I was actually trying to take a picture of my full bod with the shoes. But nobody was at home and I was forced to camwhore. It's not like I want okay.. so don't blame me for the pictures. I know they're hot cos' it's me? duh.. :)



Just a short story.. near death experience.. don't read if you're a girl who thinks that I am actually a good boy who doesn't stare. And even if I do, I was silly at that time, I don't do it anyway. :)

Okay, I almost died today.. I shouldn't be so perverted man.. as I was walking back from Petaling Street to school, I saw this Megan-Fox's-Body girl in a pinafore.. couldn't actually tell which school is she from cos' I was just staring at something else.. interesting? LOL! I am always shy when hot girls pass by.. but this time, I chose to stare at her instead. She was not that beautiful just with a sexy figure.. I kept looking and just when I wanted to make a move to ask for her number (added in to create STEAM.. LOL!), there's this car that almost crashed on to me.. luckily, I was real slow as I was just looking at her sexy (you guess it.. xD), the left wheel of the car was right on my left foot.. I was scared as I could feel the impact of the car on me and luckily, she stopped when she had to and my life was spared. Phewwwww.. I couldn't walk when the wheel was actually on top of my newly bought prefect shoes.. dang! This incident has taught me something really important.. even if there are hot girls passing by or just right across the street, freaking look left n' right before staring right into her.. you know what. HAHA! Have fun.. peace! :)

JiaWing. :)

Muahsie Baby Megan!

I don't mind to watch the show again (Transformers,the Revenge of The Fallen).. seriously. I missed the part where she (Darling Megan) got onto the motorbike and start doing what she does best.. seducing gay people like me, leading me to the right path. :) I failed to identify those robots.. cos' I didn't watch the first one but still, I now know who Optimus Prime is. Also, bumble bee. Wee, I feel darn smart right now, steam abit abit. *blushes.

Megan Fox is just so hot.. but I can't really stand the fact that everyone's admitting that they're Megan Fox. For instance, Christine (you know who you are LOL!), Ain (Speechless.. hahaha!) n' etc'. You want to do a comparison? You wanna see how seductive she is? LoL! I'm calling her Darling and stuffs. I'm really dreaming.. I hope this dream lasts forever, oh Megan, I just need a hug from you, nothing more than that. :)

I always like girls in pink. And when it's her, I don't know whatta say.. :)

Pink again! Baby Megan says, come here Wingy, kiss me. OMG! Still dreaming, :D

Somebody call 911.. I've lost too much of blood due to the after effect of severe nosebleeding. ==

Somebody wake me up pleaseeeeeeeee. :(

JWing#5.

RE: The theory of Utilitarianism.

I have made plenty of enemies within a period of time. I know what I've stated was pretty bad for some of you viewers. I don't blame you people for saying what's right in my chatterbox after all, it's about your own alma mater, right? Anyway, I sincerely apologize if I have offended you peepz indirectly.. I just posted that entry BASED on how I felt.. how I believed that the debate was bias. This happened cos' when you lose something that you think you've won/wanted badly, you tend to find reasons towards the defeat. I screwed up.. everyone knows it. So, I shouldn't blame the judges for being unfair instead, putting the blame on myself for screwing up as the first speaker. I don't have much to say already.. just looking forward for next year's debate. Hope we'll be able to meet again, somehow. *without the presence of Arief & Ritesh.

I hope I've cleared things up.. if you peepz still think that I haven't, I have nothing much to say. Moving on.. to something.. happier, maybe? :)


Brother Isaac came to our school to know about our progress.. as Lasallians. The four of us who have just attended the 7th Regional Lasallian Convention practically did nothing but just providing him with false promises. Bad thing, isn't it? Anyway, we're going to prepare some short speeches or talk sessions with the afternoon session to provide more info about our founder. So yeah, wish us luck.. we do not want to screw up our speeches, saying things like WTF or.. even, CB during the assembly. Pn Lim would just kill us.. yeah, with that screeching voice of hers, we'll die flat. Hoho.

Does baby Paris looks like CJ7? :)


JWing.

Pussified.

A really creepy voice woke me up today.. until now, I couldn't identify what was the noise exactly. I assumed it was a cat, being raped for 3 seconds, soon approaching climax, that kind of thing. == It was approximately 6am & even Paris responded to it, barking her heart out. She was scared too, but I just lazed around on my bed.. too tired to react or was I too scared to move? Pussified, maybe.. I would say it wasn't actually paranormal cos' I've been watching too much of Ghost Hunter lately.. I even dreamt of something really.. sweet. Can't tell you cos'.. eyer, you know la.. guys like me, shy de orhx. ==

This is my first time writing such a long intro.. cool. Anyway, I skipped school again cos' I felt really cold and I thought I was going to die.. or something eerie just flew right across the living hall? LoL! So, I continued sleeping.. got up at about uhm, 9am. Brushed muh teeth, washed my handsome face and prayed just abit then to the most trustable clinic of all time, Klinik Dr Aw. His surname's cute, isn't it? Michael Jackson loves the word as much as I do.. hee. Waited for about uhm, 2 hours. Yes, he explains really detail about your sickness and stuffs. 30minutes per patient, you certainly need a lot of strepsils, doctor. *personal advice, hoho.

Doctor asked, what's the problem today? *Note, today. Hoho! Regular customer. :) Explained to him.. how I felt over the past weeks.. then touched me, checked my tummy. The process was pretty long though.. summarize everything for you peepz kay? Na me gan dung orhxx.. wtf! Yes, I have been poisoned.. badly.. by.. food/drinks. Definition? Something that we eat&drink.. no no, exception for pornstars, you know what I mean, don't you? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! I'm going crazy. :( Anyway, that's one of the possibility for my so called H1N1 symptoms. I thought I was going to die okay.. see see, food poisoning or IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) due to severe stress. I donwanna jinx it.. let's just pray for your cutie babeh Wing will recover asap okay? :)

I WILL be going to school tomorrow. LOL! Wingzai, it's never too late to act sick again. Hoho! I need an effective way of meditating, serious. I always shit before competitions! I need to calm myself down.. Mami Poko Pants? I'm SMART! :) Anyway, I'm getting lazy.. needa uhm, play Typing Maniac. I still can't beat my own high score. Very very sad but still, I top my friends' list in this game. Hoho! Suck my HOLY SHIT! :D

I wore it wrongly. == Anyway, I have thick eye brows.. I totally look like the next Mas Selamat, agree? xD

JWing.

The theory of Utilitarianism.

.. is the belief that the right course of action that will produce the greatest amount of happiness to the greatest number of people. Yes, we failed to emerge as the champion and to end the losing draught in the Wira Debate competition for this year. We believe that today's debate was bias.. if this would be the best thing to say, whatever then. I don't wanna be the bad guy here.. stop coming here will you? Please! It just doesn't feel good.. :)

I was really sad right after I finished presenting my speech.. I kept my head down and was not even focusing on the debate itself. I asked myself, why must I screw up at the most important debate? I was really close to break down into tears but I can't as that will just give the opponents an edge to winning the debate.

Anyway, I truly believe that whatever happens, it happens for a reason. As quoted by Masterdebater Ritesh & Masterdebater Arief,

The experience never ends. Please dont let what we have worked so hard to achieve over the past few years dissapear. I want to be proud next year, a bit of a surprise. -Ritesh-


Guys, there's no shame in losing a rigged debate. We won it fair and square, and if the judges didn't see that, then screw them. We did win, and everyone knew it. -Arief-


Since pictures speak a thousand words,

MasterDebater - Ritesh aka Punjab Bear.

MasterDebater - Arief aka Underheight, underweight, underlength.

MasterDebater - Brandon aka Small Eyes aka OTU.

MasterDebater - Izzaaz aka Hartamas Boy.

MasterDebater - JiaWing aka Toilet.

When happiness is achieved among the five of us,

It's not the end of the world.. we will still continue the tradition. Call us superstitious but what we experienced was magnificent. We will definitely practise what you guys have taught us. We hope for the best of luck in your SPM & MasterDebaters live on. :)

JWing#5.
P/S: somebody's stalking. o.O